Turning thirty

I am thirty years old. Over the last few years (2005 2004 2003) there’s been a little guessing game for you all to play, but not this year. I am thirty. Blimey. That’s all grown up, isn’t it? I mean, I’ve got a mortgage and a daughter and whatnot, so I suppose I am grown up, and I pretty much like it. I drink red wine and everything. A whole new decade. I barely remember not being in my twenties. Here comes ten more years of doing cool things, except now there’s a three at the beginning. And I’ll probably be doing them in sensible shoes. Bring it on. I have to say that it’s going to be a lot easier to face the trials and tribulations of middle age from inside my birthday present from Sam, which is a Mercedes-Benz C180 Kompressor sports coupe. So nice. It was a bit of a wrench to get rid of my Fiat Coupe, but, y’know, I’m thirty now, can’t have fast cars any more. I have to be refined and so on. Actually, that’s total lies and had nothing to do with it, I just don’t want to pay a grand a year for insurance for a car that I only drive to the railway station and back. The Merc’s marvellous, though. Really swishy. I like it a lot. Happy birthday to me. Hope the rest of you enjoy the day!

19 thoughts on “Turning thirty

  1. jordan says:

    Congratulations, and may you have a lovely birthday.

  2. Dustin Diaz says:

    Dude, red wine? Are you still up for beer?

  3. D says:

    C180! You git! You complete and utter invisi-bearded git!

    So, you no longer have a Hairdressers car…. is it no longer in a silly “Broom Yellow”? Um, I’m sorry, “Gay Yellow”….

    -Dx

    PS, Happy birthday…. :)

  4. kNo' says:

    hey Aq! Happy birthday !

  5. Paul says:

    Happy Birthday.

    The faster the car, the more spectacular the crash :)

  6. fizz says:

    Happy Birthday! I’m just about to start spending £1200 a year on a cooper S works I don’t even get to drive to the station! :

  7. sil says:

    Dustin: hell yes. I drink red wine sometimes, not exclusively :)
    Xalior: it’s lovely. Yes indeed.
    Fizz: I warned you about that :)

  8. Tom says:

    Happy birthday!

  9. Roberto says:

    Hey, Stu! Congratulations and happy birthday! :)

  10. mrben says:

    Happy Birthday. I’ll be 30 next year, but I doubt I’ll be getting a Merc from the wife :( Flash bastard.

  11. Gary Fleming says:

    Happy Birthday, stu! Enjoy the flash car.

  12. Ade says:

    Many happy returns Mr Aq

    Looking forward to Saturday my liege

    Ade

  13. Simon Mackie says:

    hey happy birthday! I also turn 30 this year. Somehow I don’t think my g/f will be buying me a Merc though :-(

  14. t1mmyb says:

    Hi Aq,

    Happy birthday! A *Merc* for your 30th birthday? Blimey – I though I was swish getting a 60 GB iPod on my 30th, back in the summer ;)

    Secondly – I can’t believe you’re younger than me. Doesn’t seem right, but then I still feel 21 :)

  15. John Labriola says:

    Happy Belated Birthday!

    I turn the corner on Feb 6th…

    I feel the same way about making that number change. But somehow I don’t think I’ll be getting a Mecedes though. Enjoy it for me though!

  16. [...] At the weekend, I celebrated my thirtieth birthday by going to the mediæval banquet at the Tales of Robin Hood in Nottingham, along with Sam, Ade, Jono and Sooz, Bill and Ginny, and my mum and dad. It was great. A really excellent evening. Monsieur Bald has some pictures, and more will be forthcoming. I got to go up on stage and help the juggler bloke with a trick, and for some reason the audience really liked me and took the opportunity to chant my name every time a volunteer was requested. Not quite sure why, but I can’t deny enjoying it. Everyone seemed to have a really great night; now to look forward to Bill’s 30th! I also garnered much cool loot for presents, including Monkey Picked Tea, a Phobile, Mr T. in my pocket, some Jelly Babies, and a really rather nice new coat. I love birthdays. Thanks all for coming and making it a great party! [...]

  17. Cupid Stunt says:

    Bloody hell….

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN!

    get over it you’re not 40! car shmar! who the hell can afford a car in LONDON! i mean you can park it anywhere unless you are prepared to pay the same amount as a driver while its parked!

    TAFFIC – you dont actually drive anywhere…

    I am not saying use public transport as that is even worse for the money!##

    anyhoo, yup, err, this was a boring site, sorry guys, I am so BORED AT WORK!

  18. Andrew Todd says:

    If the missus is buying you a car for your birthday you officially have too much money. Can I have some please?

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