Get thinner with your iPod

David Birch is suggesting that we use the human body’s waste calorie output to power electronic devices. I think this is a stellar idea; I can get my body to generate calories to run my Zaurus, so it’s always charged, and I’ll get thin! Anyone see any problems with this? What’s that? OK, you at the back in the mirror shades?
The human body generates more bioelectricity than a 120 volt battery and over 25,000 BTUs of body heat.
Ah, right. We’ll take that under advisement.

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