Rory, this is the internet. Internet, this is Rory.
We have a new cat, Rory (it’s short for Rorschach). He’s very cool indeed, oh yes. Stupidly friendly, too. Since I had trouble finding a decent picture of Bert I’m not going to make the same mistake twice, so I have already gone wild with the camera and taken a load of pictures of Rory. Hope he likes it here.